Bughouse on a chess server: the good, the bad, and the ugly

Note: this post was originally written back in late 2015. A lot of this is of mainly historical interest; the activity level on FICS has dropped off precipitously in the intervening time period of about six years. However, I still feel the story needs to be told, as something like this could happen to other game communities elsewhere.

Despite being a fairly avid chess player, I have not written anything chess-related on this blog until now. Maybe it just seemed like most of it would not make a good topic, but I think I have finally found something that does.

I had an interest in chess ever since someone in my family bought the Video Chess cartridge for our Atari 2600 way back in the day. I finally got to where I could beat it a few times on the easier difficulties, and later progressed to Sargon II on my Atari 1200XL. I played in exactly one scholastic tournament where I’d come in third, during my very brief time as a school chess club member in middle school (I would later transfer to a different school which unfortunately did not have a chess club; the high school I would wind up in also did not have a chess club, though by that point the “no pass no play” rule would have kept me out of it anyway.)

I kind of put chess on the shelf for a while until I got my first Internet access. And so, in the early morning hours of 1996 July 1, I began what would later become a somewhat intermittent love affair with chess on the Internet by signing up for an account at the Free Internet Chess Server (FICS), which today is at freechess.org but at the time was using the hostname fics.onenet.net (which no longer resolves).

Over the years off and on I’ve played mainly longer games, of an estimated time of 15 minutes or more, called “standard” under FICS’s rating system. Nevertheless I have played some faster games, including something called bughouse. “Bughouse” is an old slang term for a mental hospital; bughouse, the game played with chess pieces, got its name from the chaos which ensued over both boards with pieces being swapped back and forth. (It’s also known as Siamese chess, tandem chess, and some other names.)

Yes, I did say both boards. Bughouse is a team game, with one player on each team playing as white and one as black. Captured pieces go to a partner who can drop them on any vacant square in lieu of a move, with the exception pawns cannot be dropped on the first or last rank. The object is to either win on time, or by checkmating the opponent’s king. One checkmate or one fallen flag decides the game for both boards. Typical bughouse time controls were “5 0” (five minutes, no increment) in the early days. Over the years, they have been reduced to “2 0” (two minutes, no increment).

That’s two minutes. For each player. To play the entire game.

Suddenly the moniker of “bughouse” starts to look damned accurate.

If that was everything, if bughouse were just two chess games joined into one making something completely different, with players respecting the same decorum appropriate for a chess server, there wouldn’t be an issue. If only that were the case in reality. Abuse of all kinds is a problem on many chess servers; on FICS, bughouse players account for a disproportionate amount of it (both my personal observations and what I have heard talking to admins). Here is a somewhat abridged version of the “help abuse” file on FICS, with an emphasis on rules bughouse players have been known to violate at various points in the past:

The purpose of FICS is to provide a free, friendly, family orientated means for chess enthusiasts to play chess and discuss topics of interest. When abusive actions occur, FICS administrators have the authority to take steps to stop these actions from occurring. […] Examples of abuse include, but are not limited to:

1. Harassment of users including harassment related to race, religion, gender, sexual orientation, etc and discussion which promotes such intolerances.

2. Harassing, threatening or abusing a staff member (administrator, SR, CA, TM or someone who has been asked to act on their behalf) in the course of their duties.

3. Obscene communications – all public communications should be appropriate if viewed by our youngest members (some as young as 8 years old).

4. Profanity.

[…]

6. Making public accusations against other players (including in finger or formula notes) including but not limited to accusations of abuse or accusations of cheating.

7. Connecting to the server as a guest to get around censors or noplays directed to your playing account by another player.

8. Using blindfold, team or other accounts including unregistered handles to evade server sanctions that may have been imposed on you.

[…]

11. Distributing, buying, selling, handling, or attempting to gain the personal information of another person (including real name, email address, password etc) without permission, or any server related file or screen information which is not available to all registered users by legal server means, or any server document or correspondence not intended for general viewing. Attempting to obtain such information by deceit.

[…]

15. Throwing games or knowingly allow another user to throw games to you, or agreeing results in advance, or aborting on purpose by disconnection to avoid rating changes.

[…]

19. Tampering with timeseal or interface code to facilitate cheating, or development of such cheating facilities including distributing the (amended) code.

[…]

22. Creating unauthorized duplicate accounts or helping others create them.

23. Inciting, encouraging or helping other users to commit acts of abuse

That’s quite the laundry list, even omitting some of the rules (I included 12 out of the 23, so a nominal majority). The full file is available from the FICS website and is the de facto “terms of service” for the server.

For a majority of the time FICS has been online, the official bughouse channel for forming partnerships and getting games going was channel 24. Sometime in the past few years (perhaps 2012 or so?), channel 24 was quietly removed from the official channel list, as profanity, obscenity, the occasional cheating accusations, and other types of indecorum became the norm as opposed to the exception. That doesn’t mean channel 24 is no longer used for bughouse chat, just that it’s no longer officially mentioned in either the server output or the “help channel_list” file.

In a real life chess club, there’s a sense of decorum. The same would be said, for the most part, on FICS as well. The chess players, with the possible exception of those who specialize in “lightning” games (time controls with an estimated time per side of lower than 3 minutes, usually “1 0” and “2 0″ on the modern day FICS), do a reasonable job of maintaining decorum. The bughouse players, on the other hand… I’ll just say that before I actually started regularly reporting the more flagrant cases of abuse (mainly profanity, cheating accusations, and chat which indicated someone has multiple/”dupe” accounts), channel 24 was often a zoo. The only times it wasn’t a zoo, was during the hours it would be completely or nearly dead. Even then I think some players simply don’t know the rules, so I have taken to reminders like this one:

[23:28:11] QBall(24): Reminder: Examples of abuse include, but are not limited to: … 4. Profanity. … 6. Making public accusations against other players (including in finger or formula notes) including but not limited to accusations of abuse or accusations of cheating.

The reactions to my reminders? Let’s just say that they illustrate the somewhat sarcastic maxim “no good deed goes unpunished.” The bughouse players don’t give a damn, and at least one of them apparently can’t type a complete sentence without a swear word in it to save his/her life. (Note: by default, FICS replaces known profanity/obscenity with the characters “#$%&” in order, repeated. The default “tolerance” setting is 1, on a scale of 0 to 5 where 0 will even censor “damn” and “hell” and 5 is completely uncensored letting you see all chat, no matter how profane/obscene, in all its uncensored “glory.” Partly so I may report the most flagrant violations, and partly because I feel like I just don’t need it, I have mine set to 5.)

Granted, there was a long time (up until at least 2002 or so) where admins did try to keep a check on the bughouse/channel 24 crowd, but eventually it would appear it was determined letting the lesser indecorums slide was worth the decrease in workload.

Perhaps the most flagrant example of abuse came in 2002. A user who went by the handle of Seipman was banned from FICS either permanently or indefinitely on or about 2002 January 26.

Before I get into the rest of the story, a bit of an aside here. Seipman had revealed himself to me as a jerk some time before this. I don’t have logs, but I recall an incident where I was his partner in a bughouse game and he was upset about the way I played. We had a won game and he threatened to resign if I didn’t answer his criticism about my moves within 10 seconds. He also threw a game at some point in the same session, assumably to show me how bad I was playing (which taught me nothing, lowered my rating even further, and possibly even opened me up to sanctions as well). Anyway, after the game where he threatened to resign a won game, I unpartnered him and swore never to play either against him or partner him again. (This was, I think, sometime in 2001.) It was no big surprise to me that he was banned from FICS.

Anyway, after Seipman was banned, he created an unauthorized duplicate account Daysleeper. As Daysleeper, Seipman played the role of a model user. He was added to the tournament manager list, then the service representative list, and then finally and most unfortunately, he was made an admin. That lasted until 2002 September 6, a mere seven months and change since Seipman’s last login under his original handle. The exact reason Daysleeper’s admin status was terminated isn’t stated, however it can be assumed he was found to, at minimum, be an unauthorized duplicate account.

During that time, Seipman (as Daysleeper) copied a bunch of notes files of various users. This wasn’t known until early 2005, when Seipman logged back on to FICS as a guest, and tried to blackmail his way back on to the server. Needless to say, this didn’t work at all (in fact, Seipman probably threw away any hope of having his original ban overturned), and after word got out the admins decided to have a “town meeting” to discuss what had happened. The chat log from that meeting on 2005 May 2 is still available and contains a lot of informations for the terminally curious.

Thankfully, that kind of egregious abuse has only happened once. It would be one thing if Seipman were the only such abuser in the bughouse community. However it was at one time very common to hear of a player getting banned and coming back as a dupe, or even for someone to openly ask in channel 24 “whose dupe is xxxx?” (Yes, when I see these, I report them; they are evidence that someone has a duplicate account they are not supposed to have.)

Today, it’s almost impossible to go through a week’s worth of hanging out on FICS without having someone drop some kind of swear word, or otherwise say something not allowed by the rules. In fact, on the day I first wrote this post, someone re-published their private tell, along the lines of: “partner (another player) and throw 200 points pls, ty gg” (sic). This falls afoul of at least one rule (either harassment or inciting others to throw games, depending on the exact context, which at the time I did not dive deeper into).

Particularly frustrating to me is seeing titled chess players (FM, IM, GM) come on FICS to play bughouse, and do nothing to assert a leadership role to discourage the indecorum (since apparently the admins/SRs refuse to do so). Honestly, I would expect better from people who have, in most cases, devoted the majority of their lives to chess.

I do appreciate what the admins do to keep FICS running; I would not continue to play there if I didn’t. That FICS has lasted as long as it has, in an era where web-based chess servers are rapidly becoming the norm, is a testament that the administration is getting at least some of it right. However, I would like to see the trend of indecorum in bughouse turned around. I believe that with the appropriate leadership, bughouse players are capable of respecting the same decorum as chess players on a chess server. My understanding is that abuse is abuse, regardless of whether it happens in shouts, channel 1, channel 50, channel 24, channel 10, private tells, or otherwise. Hiding channel 24 by simply omitting it from the official channel lists will not solve the issue long term (in fact, it is an acknowledgement of how bad the problem is, and does absolutely zero to fix it). In a real life chess club, the club’s leadership would crack down quickly on indecorum from a few bughouse players. Is there a reason why FICS admins can’t do the same?

A simple red coffee cup

Sometimes the more inclusive you are, the worse the result. Such is the case for Starbucks this holiday season, it appears.

Buzzfeed recently reported on the backlash Starbucks has experienced for its 2015 holiday cups. In years past (from 1997 on according to the company), Starbucks has placed various winter-themed art such as snowmen, snowflakes, a boy and his dog riding a sled down a snow-packed hill, and art suggestive of a decorated tree. This year, Starbucks went with what I describe as a simple bright red/crimson gradient; if you prefer the official line, this blog entry on the Starbucks corporate blog calls it “…a two-toned ombré design, with a bright poppy color on top that shades into a darker cranberry below”.

Later in that same blog post/media release, Starbucks states:

“Starbucks has become a place of sanctuary during the holidays,” he said. “We’re embracing the simplicity and the quietness of it. It’s more open way to usher in the holiday.”

Creating a culture of belonging, inclusion and diversity is one of the core values of Starbucks, and each year during the holidays the company aims to bring customers an experience that inspires the spirit of the season. Starbucks will continue to embrace and welcome customers from all backgrounds and religions in our stores around the world.

If only that were enough to appease some zealots looking for something to call a “war on Christmas.” That’s what this simplistic redesign has been called, believe it or not. Even though the designs Starbucks used in 2010, 2011, 2012, and 2014 had purely winter-themed art, with only the designs in 2009 and 2013 showing parts of decorated trees which some use to celebrate other winter holidays besides Christmas. (See for yourself in this Time article.)

It’s absurd that this is being called a “war on Christmas.” It’s anything but. It’s Starbucks trying to be more inclusive, and trying something different this year. Again, that quote from Antoine de Saint Exupéry comes to mind: “It seems that perfection is finally attained not when there is no longer anything to add, but when there is no longer anything to take away.” Maybe it is an attempt by Starbucks to make the perfect holiday coffee cup. Whether they have succeeded, of course, remains to be seen.

This will certainly not affect the patronage I give to Starbucks, as I support their decision to select coffee cup art they feel appropriate. In fact, I completely support the effort by Starbucks to be as inclusive as possible. This is, unfortunately, a great example of “no good deed goes unpunished.” Starbucks tries to include everyone, and all hell breaks loose by those who still feel left out. (As an example, those of us who have lived in Texas our entire lives barely know what snow is, yet I don’t think anyone complained to Starbucks that they put snowmen on coffee cups.)

I haven’t heard of the Jewish population raising a stink about a “war on Hanukkah” in the entire time I’ve been alive. Nor have the neo-pagans said anything about a “war on Yule.” Same for the other winter holidays which are lesser-known but still exist in some cultures. Yet for the past few years there’s been some kind of “war on Christmas” every year, if you believe those who call it that. I leave it as an exercise to the reader to figure out who the true warmongers are given the above.

To the zealots who have so much free time to spend looking for a “war on Christmas”: How about spending your time on something useful instead? How about waking up and realizing that it is not a “war on Christmas” just because a company opts for simplicity and inclusiveness? It’s a damn coffee cup. Get over it. Sheesh.

Thoughts on our immigration problem and language

This post has its origin in an incident that occurred to me somewhat recently riding the bus home from a recent event. Without giving too many details, the dispute stemmed from the fact someone who I really didn’t have any intent of talking to, who insisted on asking me questions in Spanish. Funny thing is, he had no issue speaking to someone else in English, and had he just spoken to me in English (the only language he spoke that I understand) to begin with, there would have been no issues…

Anyway, this got me thinking about a lot of immigration issues. I’m not going to cite a specific news story or event. Instead I’m going to merely cite Government Code 2054.116:

Sec. 2054.116. SPANISH LANGUAGE CONTENT ON AGENCY WEBSITES. (a) In this section, “person of limited English proficiency” means a person whose primary language is other than English and whose English language skills are such that the person has difficulty interacting effectively with a state agency.
(b) Each state agency shall make a reasonable effort to ensure that Spanish-speaking persons of limited English proficiency can meaningfully access state agency information online.
(c) In determining whether a state agency is providing meaningful access, an agency shall consider:
(1) the number or proportion of Spanish-speaking persons of limited English proficiency in the agency’s eligible service population;
(2) the frequency with which Spanish-speaking persons of limited English proficiency seek information regarding the agency’s programs;
(3) the importance of the services provided by the agency’s programs; and
(4) the resources available to the agency.
(d) In making a reasonable effort to provide meaningful access, the state agency must avoid:
(1) providing information in Spanish that is limited in scope;
(2) unreasonably delaying the provision of information in Spanish; and
(3) providing program information, including forms, notices, and correspondence, in English only.
(e) This section does not apply to interactive applications provided through the state electronic Internet portal.

Added by Acts 2005, 79th Leg., Ch. 683 (S.B. 213), Sec. 1, eff. September 1, 2005.
Amended by:
Acts 2011, 82nd Leg., R.S., Ch. 973 (H.B. 1504), Sec. 16, eff. June 17, 2011.

There are at least three important things to notice about this law, and a couple that relate to the issue in general:

  1. It has only been around since 2005. In other words, we have gotten by for about 160 years as a state (in the US) without it. Why it was suddenly necessary to make a law in 2005 is a mystery to me, and probably to most Texas residents.
  2. The intent of the law is to help people who do not understand English, by catering to them in a foreign language (Spanish) at significant additional (taxpayer) expense.
  3. However, in spite of this, the practical effect of the law is to provide a massive impediment to declaring English the official language of the state, and is the first step down a potentially slippery slope towards just the opposite.
  4. Outside of a couple of specific waivers, the exam for US Citizenship is only issued in one language, which is English. The intent of this is that most residents of the US speak English, but that only works when most of them are here legally or care about becoming a citizen. The masses who have come here by whatever unlawful means (swimming across the river, hiking across the desert, etc) have no real intentions of becoming citizens, and when state governments like Texas give them no incentive, we have the issue where asking someone a question in English gets a blank look.

A brief Texas history lesson for those who grew up outside the state: In 1836, Texas fought for, and won, its independence from Mexico. In 2016 March, just a few short months from now, Texas will celebrate the 180th anniversary of its independence from Mexico. The war with Mexico was a bloody conflict with a lot of lives lost, and I would like to think that war was not fought in vain. However, it is difficult to tell how successful we were, when Mexico’s current population finds whatever (usually illegal) methods to cross the border and refuses to learn our language (English), our laws (failure to yield right of way is frighteningly common on the roads in areas of town with a heavily Hispanic population, as is complete confusion on whose turn it is to go at an all-way stop), and our culture, including our manners and customs (some of my worst encounters with rude people, have almost invariably been with someone of either Hispanic descent or Mexican nationals who were illegal aliens in the US at the time).

(Incdentially, as best I can find, “quasequinquecentennial” would be the word for 180th anniversary. It’s not going to be in the dictionary just yet. And definitely don’t try playing it in a Scrabble game; I think it won’t even fit on the board.)

The Power Hour posted this information that the Mexican government gives its expatriating citizens (translated to English, thankfully) and a lot of it is surprising. Of course they say the safest way across is legally: with a passport and visa. That’s on the first two pages… of a 32 page booklet. Officially, of course, the Mexican government says again on the last page they do not condone the illegal crossing of the border; the reality is though, most of the translated booklet is a “how to” on how to cross the border illegally and the risks involved in doing so.

In fact, to me, the 28 or so pages in between completely belie this statement that they don’t in fact condone illegal immigration into the US. If most of the 28 pages were an explanation of the immigration laws of other countries including the US, and placed the emphasis on how to immigrate to the US legally, it would be a different story. The fact is, that’s not the case.

I am left with the rather unfortunate impression that the more people the Mexican government can convince to swim, hike, or sneak across the border, the better, and that they honestly don’t give a shit that they are in effect openly advocating the violation of US law. It’s a wonder that the US has relatively good relations with Mexico given that the Mexican government has no issue basically thumbing its nose at US immigration laws.

Let’s put the shoe on the other foot. It’s illegal to bring a gun into Mexico. How well would it be received, by the Mexican government, if the US government were to put out a 32-page booklet with only short disclaimers at the beginning and end regarding Mexico’s gun laws, yet devote the 28 pages in between on how to smuggle guns and ammunition across the border illegally? I would not expect it to be well received at all. I would in fact expect Mexico to retaliate against the US for this sort of thing, possibly even including some form of trade sanctions. Yet this is exactly the kind of thing the Mexican government is (so far) basically getting away with here.

What the hell can we, the US residents, do about this? The first thing I would recommend: cancel the vacation to Cancún, Acapulco, Mexico City, etc in favor of just about anywhere else. Miami and other cities in the US have beaches too and you don’t need a passport. (If you aren’t insistent on crystal clear water, Galveston will do in a pinch if you’re closest to it.) If the beach isn’t your thing, there are plenty of places in the US to see that are interesting, such as one of our many national parks (the Grand Canyon and Yellowstone among others). Parts of Canada are also quite picturesque. If you don’t mind flying and can afford to go, Hawaii is also worth a visit.

Once you do that, of course, it’s important to let people know why, particularly the appropriate people in Mexico’s government and tourism industry who will no longer be profiting from your desire to travel. If enough people do this, eventually Mexico’s tourism industry and government will get the message.

Cleaning up dirty hockey play: in re Raffi Torres

I realize this one’s a little late, but I had to do some research to make sure all my facts were correct. (I’d rather be late with no or minor inaccuracies, than on time or early with a major goof.)

Among many other media outlets, ESPN and SportsNet both reported on the suspension of San Jose Sharks Raffi Torres. For those of you who do not follow hockey, here is a partial history of Torres and his hits like the one he was most recently disciplined for (name of team Torres was playing for at the time of each incident in parentheses after the date):

  • 2007-10-20 (Edmonton Oilers) – Illegal hit on David Moss of the Calgary Flames. Torres fined maximum allowed under the CBA, $2,500.
  • 2009-03-29 (Columbus Blue Jackets) – Illegal hit on Patrik Berglund of the St. Louis Blues. Torres penalized two minutes for interference, no fine or suspension.
  • 2011-04-05 (Vancouver Canucks) – Illegal hit on Jordan Eberle of the Edmonton Oilers. Torres supended for four games, two of which wound up being playoff games.
  • 2011-12-31 (Phoenix Coyotes) – Illegal hit on Nate Prosser of the Minnesota Wild. No penalty during game, Torres suspended for two games after league review.
  • 2012-04-17 (Phoenix Coyotes) – Illegal hit on Marian Hossa during a playoff series against the Chicago Blackhawks. No penalty called during game but Torres receives what is at first an indefinite suspension later set at 25 games, then reduced to 21 games on appeal.
  • 2013-??-?? (San Jose Sharks) – Illegal hit on Jarret Stoll during a playoff series against the Los Angeles Kings. During the game, Torres only received a minor penalty for charging, but would be suspended for the remainder of the series after a review by the league.

(There were also two other incidents where Torres was fined but not suspended; I was unable to locate details of those at the time of this writing. There are also three similar incidents where Torres was only warned, probably before the first incident in this list on 2007-10-20.)

Torres will lose $440,860.29 in salary for those 41 games. About the only way the NHL’s Department of Player Safety may have screwed up here is by not making the suspension long enough. Personally, I’d like to think 41 games is plenty, but then again 21 games should have been enough the time before.

Were I making the decision I would have also have stated that due to his history, Torres is subject to a probationary period when his suspension is over, for a minimum of the remainder of this season (2015-2016) and the entirety of the two seasons following (2016-2017 and 2017-2018), or possibly even the rest of his career. During that time, if Torres were to commit any egregious violation of NHL rules which jeopardize player safety (not limited to a charge or illegal check to the head), it would be cause for an immediate lifetime ban from the NHL and the onus would be on Torres to show cause why he should not be banned from the NHL for life.

There’s just no place for this kind of reckless garbage hit in professional hockey. Targeting the head is dangerous and can injure players (as we saw with Marian Hossa). I realize the NHL has only ever banned one other player for life, that being Billy Coutu (pronounced “Kouchee” according to the Wikipedia article) and he was eventually reinstated some years later (after he was too old to actually play in the NHL again).

Seriously, how many times does the NHL have to tell a player not to do something because it’s against the rules and a danger to the other players? If Torres can’t change his ways (and apparently he can’t), he shouldn’t be allowed to keep playing professional hockey. Maybe he should switch over to MMA or kickboxing.

Data security and the FBI’s attempts to screw it up

I can’t believe we’re even having this discussion in the USA.

This recent article in National Journal reports on a recent discussion hosted by Christian Science Monitor with Amy Hess, the executive assistant director of the FBI’s science and technology branch. The crux of this discussion was that encryption with “back doors” in it is an acceptable tradeoff for law enforcement.

The problem with Ms. Hess’s (and I would assume also the FBI’s) view is that when it comes down to it, computers are stupid. Example: when I type in my login ID “skquinn” and my password into a computer I have an account on, the computer gives me access based on that password. It’s going to give anyone access who has that password matching up with that login ID, it doesn’t matter whether it’s really me, my mom, a friend of mine, or some bozo that just stole my computer (for all values of “stole” whether it’s basic theft, burglary, or a cop with a warrant). There are ways around that password check, though, and this is why I keep my home directories encrypted (in my case, with eCryptfs).

Ms. Hess’s proposal would ask encryption software developers (such as the developers of eCryptfs) to include alternate ways of accessing the keys to decode my home directory, assumably for law enforcement use pursuant to a valid search warrant. The problem with that is that, again, computers are stupid, and the computer won’t be able to tell if it’s legitimate or not. The key can still be used to compromise my privacy; it’s bad enough if it’s a legitimate law enforcement use, but let’s say it’s some rogue cops who would like to see this blog disappear off the face of the Internet for good?

Real data security, whether the government likes it or not, means it is secure against even law enforcement access without the consent of the owner. Perhaps it could be said, especially against law enforcement access. While I would like to think the government acts in our best interests, there are quite a few instances from around the world past and present where this has not been the case. Present-day China, Nazi-era Germany, and recent governments in the Middle East (Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan) all come to mind. I’m certain that if computing technology like this had existed in the 1940s, Adolf Hitler would have loved to have backdoors like that for surveillance purposes.

It’s not our problem if the FBI or any other law enforcement agency can’t spy on us. I concur with the quote of John Basil Barnhill (mis-attributed to Thomas Jefferson): “When government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny.”

I don’t want tyranny. And last I checked, that’s not the Statue of Tyranny standing in New York Harbor, either.